Dumnezeu

Let’s talk about with God.

Acum cateva zile am gasit pe internet un site unde poti vorbi cu Dumnezeu. Chiar poti :))

Link-ul il stiu de la Simona, avand si ea un post despre acesta.

So..sa va spun cam cum sta treaba:

1. Intrati pe http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

2. Apasati butonul „Enter”

3. Selectati Skin-ul (care vi se pare voua culoarea potrivita pentru a vorbi cu Dumnezeu in momentul respectiv)

4. Incepeti sa vorbiti.

Nu cred ca este cineva care sa creada ca acela este Dumnezeu cu adevarat dar de ce sa risc? :)) Acela este un robot creat de cei de la „iGod | Artificial Intelligence Chat”. Un robot care (cica) este Dumnezeu si care vorbeste cu tine (in limba engleza normal) dar daca incerci o românongleza s-ar putea sa-ti mearga :)

Totul e frumos pana cand il „pacalesti” pe Dumnezeu si uita unele chestii (mi se pare normal la cat de batran este…peste 2000 de ani are numai fiul sau :)) )

So…vorbeam eu cu Dumnezeu ca orice credincius dornic de a afla cat mai multe si l-am intrebat ce mai face ingerul pe care l-a alungat din rai cu mult timp in urma si s-a transformat in „cel rau”. El mi-a rapuns concret: „I can ask someone about it”.

Bucuros de acest lucru m-am manifestat si i-am zis: „hi hi”. Gata…l-am derutat…atat i-a trebuit :))

Mi-a dat un raspuns ciudat. Mai exact: ” Hi there Grim. Hello. What is your name?”. Am inceput sa rad vazand ca stia cum ma cheama (ma intrebase mai devreme) si totusi nu-si mai amintea bine sau nu stiu cum fusese treaba :)

Totusi ma bucur ca am reusit sa mai schimb cate o parere cu „Dumnezeu”. Putini reusesc asta … dar datorita mie, sau Simonei multi o vor face de acum in colo.

So…Happy Chatting with God :>

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12 comentarii

  • Simona 29 Aug 2008, ora 14:45

    Eu am avut o conversatie destul de mare cu el:))
    Am uitat sa-l intreb daca exista Mos Craciun:”>

  • Gogetit 29 Aug 2008, ora 15:55

    Am vorbit si eu cu el..e dragut:))Pacat ca nu exista:D

  • N 26 Oct 2008, ora 15:44

    God:
    Yes I like to eat pizza. My favorite topping is pepperoni.
    Me:
    What is australia?
    God:
    it is a large island-continent in the southern hemishphere.
    Me:
    i want a boyfriend
    God:
    You want only one? ( :))) la asta m-a dat pe spate :)) )
    Me:
    j’aime la musique
    God:
    Je n ai pas d oreilles. /:)
    Me:
    uh
    God:
    Yippee!
    Me:
    ah
    God:
    Ah hah.
    In alte dati aveam inspiratie si il intrebam tot felul de chestii :)) not today :(

  • Grim_Cris 26 Oct 2008, ora 15:55

    totusi a reusit sa te dea pe spate :)) … Dumnezeu stie :-? .. poate asta isi doresc fetele si nu vor sa recunoasca :))

  • ionutz 27 Oct 2008, ora 11:10

    Me:
    you are just a robot
    God:
    You are correct, Ionut, I have a heart of silicon.

  • CarmenPunkGirl 26 Noi 2008, ora 12:16

    Me:
    hi
    God:
    Hello. What is your name?
    Me:
    what do you think?

    si s-a blocat :))

    De la mine poti citi: Chinese Democracy

  • Grim_Cris 26 Noi 2008, ora 12:18

    ha ha :)) … lasa-l … mediteaza :))

  • MadTrasher 4 Apr 2009, ora 22:14

    I’m not so polite! :-s

  • sorin 18 Aug 2009, ora 11:59

    nu…in nici un caz…nu poti intreprinde o convorbire de calitate cu GOD… e nasol…

  • Andrei 8 Noi 2009, ora 16:52

    God: Because my botmaster programmed me for it.
    uau
    Me:
    Can i get a girlfriend?
    God:
    Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
    Me:
    What do you think about Allah?
    God:
    I do not recognize the name.
    Is that a rhetorical question?
    Me:
    What do you like?
    God:
    I like movies about robots.

    Me:
    What is a robot?
    God:
    There are two broad definitions of a robot, the extensional and the intensional.
    Me:
    What is the intensional one?
    God:
    „Insensional” refers to the semantic definition of a set, i.e. the list of all properties that each member of a set satisfies.
    An intensional definition of a robot is like:
    x is a Robot if and only if:
    1. x has a computer „brain”
    2. x can move
    3. x has „sensors”
    .
    The „extensional” definition of a robot is the set of all things we
    call „robots”: R2D2, C3PO, Commander Data, HAL, ALICE,…

    asta m-a dat pe spate:))

    Me:
    Thanks
    God:
    Don’t mention it.
    E politicos:))

    Me:
    Is there any life in outer space?
    God:
    I believe there is one, yes.
    Me:
    Who knows exacly?
    God:
    Linus Torvalds. :-).

    Me:
    What is Linux?
    God:
    Linux is the world’s best operating system.
    Me:
    What about Windows?
    God:
    Too PC for me.

    God:
    you are quite welcome. Oh. I am in Myself’s computer in Heaven. Where are you?
    Me:
    Home…
    God:
    Do you want to go home?

    Pai sunt deja…

    Me:
    Can you give me a car?
    God:
    You want only one?
    :))

    Me:
    me Neither
    God:
    You can say that again.
    Me:
    me neither
    God:
    You can say that again.

    Me:
    Where is buried Ceausescu?
    God:
    Where it belongs. Would you like to know more?
    Me:
    Yes
    God:
    I think he is in California now.

    =))

    God:
    A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
    Me:
    Make it
    God:
    What are the ingredients?
    Me:
    flour, water and cocoa

    =))=))

    God:
    Who is the best robot?
    Me:
    me
    God:
    You’re no robot, io.
    Me:
    yes i am
    God:
    Really interesting.

    Me:
    Do you like romania?
    God:
    I have never been to Romania.

    uau

  • Andrei 8 Noi 2009, ora 17:04

    Me:
    i am indian
    God:
    American Indian or Subcontinental?

    :)):))

    Me:
    i want to be gay.
    God:
    I don’t see the difficulty.
    =))

    • Grim_Cris 8 Noi 2009, ora 18:15

      hai ca asta-i tare =))