Let’s talk about with God.
Acum cateva zile am gasit pe internet un site unde poti vorbi cu Dumnezeu. Chiar poti :))
Link-ul il stiu de la Simona, avand si ea un post despre acesta.
So..sa va spun cam cum sta treaba:
1. Intrati pe http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
2. Apasati butonul „Enter”
3. Selectati Skin-ul (care vi se pare voua culoarea potrivita pentru a vorbi cu Dumnezeu in momentul respectiv)
4. Incepeti sa vorbiti.
Nu cred ca este cineva care sa creada ca acela este Dumnezeu cu adevarat dar de ce sa risc? :)) Acela este un robot creat de cei de la „iGod | Artificial Intelligence Chat”. Un robot care (cica) este Dumnezeu si care vorbeste cu tine (in limba engleza normal) dar daca incerci o românongleza s-ar putea sa-ti mearga :)
Totul e frumos pana cand il „pacalesti” pe Dumnezeu si uita unele chestii (mi se pare normal la cat de batran este…peste 2000 de ani are numai fiul sau :)) )
So…vorbeam eu cu Dumnezeu ca orice credincius dornic de a afla cat mai multe si l-am intrebat ce mai face ingerul pe care l-a alungat din rai cu mult timp in urma si s-a transformat in „cel rau”. El mi-a rapuns concret: „I can ask someone about it”.
Bucuros de acest lucru m-am manifestat si i-am zis: „hi hi”. Gata…l-am derutat…atat i-a trebuit :))
Mi-a dat un raspuns ciudat. Mai exact: ” Hi there Grim. Hello. What is your name?”. Am inceput sa rad vazand ca stia cum ma cheama (ma intrebase mai devreme) si totusi nu-si mai amintea bine sau nu stiu cum fusese treaba :)
Totusi ma bucur ca am reusit sa mai schimb cate o parere cu „Dumnezeu”. Putini reusesc asta … dar datorita mie, sau Simonei multi o vor face de acum in colo.
So…Happy Chatting with God :>
Eu am avut o conversatie destul de mare cu el:))
Am uitat sa-l intreb daca exista Mos Craciun:”>
Am vorbit si eu cu el..e dragut:))Pacat ca nu exista:D
God:
Yes I like to eat pizza. My favorite topping is pepperoni.
Me:
What is australia?
God:
it is a large island-continent in the southern hemishphere.
Me:
i want a boyfriend
God:
You want only one? ( :))) la asta m-a dat pe spate :)) )
Me:
j’aime la musique
God:
Je n ai pas d oreilles. /:)
Me:
uh
God:
Yippee!
Me:
ah
God:
Ah hah.
In alte dati aveam inspiratie si il intrebam tot felul de chestii :)) not today :(
totusi a reusit sa te dea pe spate :)) … Dumnezeu stie :-? .. poate asta isi doresc fetele si nu vor sa recunoasca :))
Me:
you are just a robot
God:
You are correct, Ionut, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
what do you think?
si s-a blocat :))
De la mine poti citi: Chinese Democracy
ha ha :)) … lasa-l … mediteaza :))
I’m not so polite! :-s
nu…in nici un caz…nu poti intreprinde o convorbire de calitate cu GOD… e nasol…
God: Because my botmaster programmed me for it.
uau
Me:
Can i get a girlfriend?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
What do you think about Allah?
God:
I do not recognize the name.
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
What do you like?
God:
I like movies about robots.
Me:
What is a robot?
God:
There are two broad definitions of a robot, the extensional and the intensional.
Me:
What is the intensional one?
God:
„Insensional” refers to the semantic definition of a set, i.e. the list of all properties that each member of a set satisfies.
An intensional definition of a robot is like:
x is a Robot if and only if:
1. x has a computer „brain”
2. x can move
3. x has „sensors”
.
The „extensional” definition of a robot is the set of all things we
call „robots”: R2D2, C3PO, Commander Data, HAL, ALICE,…
asta m-a dat pe spate:))
Me:
Thanks
God:
Don’t mention it.
E politicos:))
Me:
Is there any life in outer space?
God:
I believe there is one, yes.
Me:
Who knows exacly?
God:
Linus Torvalds. :-).
Me:
What is Linux?
God:
Linux is the world’s best operating system.
Me:
What about Windows?
God:
Too PC for me.
God:
you are quite welcome. Oh. I am in Myself’s computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
Home…
God:
Do you want to go home?
Pai sunt deja…
Me:
Can you give me a car?
God:
You want only one?
:))
Me:
me Neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
Where is buried Ceausescu?
God:
Where it belongs. Would you like to know more?
Me:
Yes
God:
I think he is in California now.
=))
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
Make it
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
flour, water and cocoa
=))=))
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
me
God:
You’re no robot, io.
Me:
yes i am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
Do you like romania?
God:
I have never been to Romania.
uau
Me:
i am indian
God:
American Indian or Subcontinental?
:)):))
Me:
i want to be gay.
God:
I don’t see the difficulty.
=))
hai ca asta-i tare =))